Mrs. Sparkle
Weʼre going on a cruise. I think weʼve established that fact. To Italy, Greece, and Turkey, in case you didnʼt know. We leave in 9 days. Itʼs going to be amazing. Anyway.
One of the fun things about cruises is that they have Formal Nights. Ladies wear sparkly things, men wear tuxes, and everyone looks beautiful. Weʼre looking forward to this. The problem: I donʼt have sparkly things. Weʼre not fancy people.
Until now.
I am going to be sparkly, and itʼs wonderful.